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Filthy, two legged rat!

1 Nov

I am really going through the stages of grief faster than I can write blog posts.  Getting dumped by every Tom, Dick, and Harry I’ve dated is one thing, but loosing my Pilot Guy has been a little harder on me.  I already did the melancholy, denial, and guess what stage I’m in right now…

 

Two legged rat
by Paquita la del Barrio, translated by Caramelo (me!)

Filthy rat,
crawling animal,
live’s scum,
badly made monstrosity

Subhuman,
hellish specter,
damn vermin,
how much pain you have caused!

Pest,
venomous snake,
live’s waste,
I hate you and despise you!

Two legged rat,
I’m speaking to you,
because a crawly bug,
even being the damnedest,
compared to you,
falls short

Damn bloodsucker,
damn cockroach,
you infect wherever you bite,
you hurt and you kill

Pest,
venomous snake,
live’s waste,
I hate you and despise you!

Two legged rat,
I’m speaking to you,
because a crawly bug,
even being the damnedest,
compared to you,
falls short

You’re hearing me, useless,
hell’s hyena,
how I hate you and despise you!

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