I should be spanked for being such a procrastinator

31 Jul

OK, so the real reason why I started this blog has been going around in my head for quite some time and it is now, the day before I have  to report on it, that I decide to do what I was told to do.  I know, sometimes my sentences get a little discombobulated, and I want you to know that I appreciate your continued efforts to read along.

A couple of weeks ago a coworker, who is also a life coach, told me to start writing about what I want relationship-wise.  She said that I needed to be very specific and that by bringing those ideas into a material form I would be summoning that which I want into my life.  At least that is what I understood.  We were also about to start a two week vacation so my mind was in between two realms.  The thing is that those two weeks are up tomorrow, and I need to report on my assignment.  So here goes:

I want a man who will consider me as a precious gift (because I am!).  He will feel comfortable being just quiet with me, no need for words when your heart is full.  He will enjoy  quiet Sundays, both of us reading in bed and doing not much else.  He will also get me to enjoy new experiences full of adventure, action, new flavors, and lots of laughs.

This man will avoid drama at all costs, because I don’t have patience for that.  Life and love are too short and delicious for us to sweat the small stuff.  This man will understand and value trustworthiness as much as I do.

I want a man that will surprise me with small details.  He will always remember that Ben & Jerry’s Cherry García is the best ice cream flavor in the whole world and he will make sure to stock up when I’m around.

I want a man who is secure in who he is and what he does.  It doesn’t matter what he does for a living, as long as he is proud of it and works as if his life depended on it.  This man will be settled and not looking for the next thing, I want him to be content with his life.

I want a man who will take my hand and guide me through the paths that he has taken before.  He will delight in my discoveries and feel proud of being my teacher.  He will not take my naivete for granted, but he will cherish it.  This man will also expect to learn from me.

I want a man who values family above all else.  He will know that families are never perfect, they are a work in progress, but you never quit working on making them better.

I want a man who will make room in his heart for my daughter, because she is an extension of me.  He will also seek to gain a place in her heart.

He will know that once he is mine, it will be us against the world, but never us against each other.  He will be my biggest supporter, as I will be his.

This man will want me to be myself, independent of him.  He will be proud of me and confident that at the end of the day I will always belong with him.

He will never be afraid of laughing out loud and being completely silly.  He will be mischievous and sometimes downright naughty.

I want a man for whom physical intimacy is a need just like the air he breaths.  He will be secure of himself and never afraid to try new things (hence the “spanking” part of my title).
I want a man who understands that too much ambition brings restlessness and nonconformity.  This is not to say that he will not want a good life, only that it cannot be his main focus.

He will know that for us to enjoy each other we don’t have to enjoy the exact same things.  We’re different people and I will not expect him to love sewing or baking, although that would be a plus.  Heck, if he throws in cooking I’ll throw in an extra bj a week (win/win all around).

He will look like the Chris Noth from his Law & Order times, big, burly, mysterious, and with a kind of wounded soul.  He will be 36 to 45 years old, active  and healthy, but not a health nut.  I can only deal with certain nuts and health nuts are not it.

My coworker also said that I needed to specify the period of time in which I wished to meet this man.  This has been one of the most difficult things to decide.  I know I have placed a tall order, but I think that the Universe can find that man in no more than six months.

Ooh, I feel like the girl who has just ordered the most scrumptious item on the dessert menu.  I really can’t wait to get it!  Dear Universe, how does tomorrow sound for you?


6 Responses to “I should be spanked for being such a procrastinator”

  1. giveheadandheart August 1, 2012 at 4:22 am #

    Completely within reason! I am a pessimist; but, for some reason I always believed there were several men who were the “right” man for me. I wanted them all. Little did I know that the least of all of the possibilities I would have considered is the man I’m so damn happy with. It’s crazy…you think you have it all figured out, and then he ends up being better than you imagined. Just a matter of time!

    • caramelolimon August 1, 2012 at 8:00 pm #

      I used to think there should only be one man, but I’m learning to broaden my horizons. 😉

      • giveheadandheart August 1, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

        Atta girl! 🙂


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